Eye Candy, Brain Decay (L)

Last week, our MTV had no sound. It was bed time and Tila Tequila's "Shot at Love" was on. If you don't know this show, it proves that a.) you have a life, or b.) you are not a horny teenage male. So that's what is on, mindless, soundless, eye-candy TV with a target audience of boys who LOO-OOOVE to see girls kiss. As my finger was hovering above the caption button on the remote (so that I could actually read this quality television), I thought, this is how Alzheimer's begins...