I was just sitting here working like a fiend when it occurred to me that Facebook is the Devil. Beelzebub, Death Rusher, Time Stealer, Old Age Maker...you know, the Devil. I was thinking, "Huh, I haven't written on the blog in a while, maybe I should write a post about Facebook. In fact, I haven't even checked our blog in a while...wonder what my girls are up to?" When what to my wondering eyes should appear... but a like-minded rant, and all without beer! Ok, ok, I was forced to make it rhyme...sue me.
Which really all just goes to show...you can't fuck with kizmit. It will have its way. And thank holy crapinola for that.
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All right, who's going to start the tTWATw glossary with "Bringing the QVC" and "holy crapinola" and ...?
I was about to unload a similar rant about how so many of the "friends" I once had now flog all their political alignments on Facebook, and I realize we'd be unable to sit in a room together now without making Kieth Olbermann and Bill O'Reilly look like college roomates.
And yet for all it's shallow absurdity, it was teh Facebook that brought an incredible and incomparable bright spirit back into my life in the form of one unforgettable woman named M....
So, I'll raise a glass to facebook. I just won't tell anyone what I'm drinking out of it...
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